Thursday, February 17, 2011

Spring Training



Yeah, yeah, yeah, Detroit Tigers star Miguel Cabrera got pulled over for DUI:

According to the arrest report, Cabrera smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and took a swig from a bottle of scotch in front of a deputy. Police say Cabrera repeatedly refused to cooperate, saying, "Do you know who I am, you don't know anything about my problems."
Typical modern journalism. Where's the information we want to know? What kind of Scotch was it?

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