Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Valhalla Rising (2009)


Danish director Nicolas Winding Refn has gotten quite a lot of buzz in recent years. His Pusher trilogy has become something of a cult classic and his 2008 film, Bronson, gave us a star-making turn by Vinny High Life favorite, Tom Hardy. (And, of course, he's behind this fall's breakout hit, Drive, which, despite what you're about to read, I really want to see.) But, Bronson wasn't a great film. In fact, if strapped to the rack and stretched to within an inch of my life, or just asked, I'd have to give it a MINUS. The reason is the same that this film failed me: Refn is a talented filmmaker with a strong artistic eye, but he's just not a very good storyteller. As with Bronson, he gives himself a powerful central character to work with--here, a supernaturally strong one-eyed psychopath who viciously kills his captors only to hook up with a band of Christian warriors heading for the Crusades. That's the whole movie, though. Nothing else happens, or at least nothing else that matters. It's an action movie without any action. That's a line that I feel like I'm writing a lot lately. MINUS

Win Win (2011)


Hey, Paul Giamatti and Amy Ryan! That's half a plus already (the line gong down; anyone who starts their plus sign with the horizontal line is a damn sociopath). But, wait, there's more: as in, one of the best films of the year so far. Really, this is the rare nice movie that isn't sappy or preachy. And just when you think it's going to lose its way and throw in a sensational plot twist, it doesn't. Credit goes to director Thomas McCarthy, who is developing into a must-follow filmmaker (The Station Agent, The Visitor). SMC fans will know him as sleazy journalist Scott Templeton from The Wire. I also need to mention Alex Shaffer, who plays the high school wrestler Giamatti and Ryan take in, and his pitch-perfect teen monotone. Oh, and the always welcome sight of Burt Young. Paulie! PLUS





 

Meek's Cutoff (2010)


There's a good story here, but unfortunately director Kelly Reichardt chooses to ignore it. It's 1845 and three pioneer families are lost in the Oregon wilderness. Their guide is proving to be no help and soon simple survival has moved up to the top of the list of priorities. Enter a lone Native American who they capture and force to lead them to water. And then, well, nothing. The film just ends. All the work building up the drama fades to black. Critics love this shit. But if you actually read the reviews, you'll see they're more about the director than about the film itself. Then again, I didn't like Reichardt's 2006 breakthrough, Old Joy, so what do I know. Talk about a movie about nothing. That one was about two friends going camping. That's it. And it wasn't even as if they spent their time engaged in fascinating conversation. They barely spoke. I don't get it sometimes. Meek's is better. It's a beautiful film with its crisp, big sky vistas. And star Michelle Williams is as good as always. But an ultimate letdown. Sigh. MINUS

Friday, October 21, 2011

Everything Must Go (2011)


You know you're in for it when you reject a movie's premise before your ass warms th couch cushion. Here's what we get: everyone's former favorite funnyman, Will Ferrell, gets canned from his job (by Always Sunny's Glenn Howerton!), then goes home to find all of his possessions on his front lawn and a note from his wife (who we never see) saying she's gone. So, the whole world's against this schlub--right up my alley, right? Then this happens: he decides to just live on his front lawn. He does not choose to try to get into his locked house. He also fails to live in his backyard. The cops tell him he can't live on his front lawn (though not, surprisingly, that he's a moron), so he pretends to have a yard sale, becomes friends with some fat kid, and creeps out poor Rebecca Hall across the street. There's more, but it all seems contrived just to keep him on the front lawn...where he never had to be from the start. And then, I don't know, figures it all out at the end. He's also a degenerate alcoholic and generally unlikeable and I really couldn't care what happened to him by the end. MINUS

Friday, October 7, 2011

Playlist

Animal Kingdom (2010): While I didn't love this as much as our own Vinny High Life, I still liked it a lot. It reminded me of the indie small time crime stories that came out in the post-Tarantino 90s. Something like the unjustly forgotten Palookaville. And another example of how good acting can carry a film as much as any of the action. Side note: Not sure why my DVD case said, "An Australian answer to Goodfellas." Either The New York Times critic Stephen Holden has never seen Goodfellas or Australia didn't understand the question. PLUS





The Beaver (2010): I admit, I thought this was a joke when I first heard about it. I mean, Mel Gibson and a talking beaver puppet, how can this be an actual film? Or better, why? And Jodie Foster's directing? Really, it sounded more like a Funny or Die short. Well, they made it and...wait for the twist...it's good. The most surprising thing is how not absurd and over-the-top it is. Gibson's character suffers from severe depression and the only way he is able to relate to the world is through the use of the puppet. It's a sad, touching story, and a pretty realistic take on the disease. It's also one of the few types of roles I would have been able to watch Gibson play these days without being distracted by his real life plummet into bigoted insanity. And, hey, a pre-Winter's Bone Jennifer Lawrence is in it, too (this was made in 2009, but couldn't find a distributor). Something I didn't like, though, and a long time cinematic pet peeve: there's a scene where Gibson goes on a morning TV show and, as luck would have it, all the other major characters happen to be watching the same show at the same time in different locations. That then leads to an unnecessary and unrealistic rise to international fame for Gibson. Jodie should know better. PLUS







Police, Adjective (2009): I'm all over the map like the SMC version of Carmen Sandiego. Next stop, Romania. Have you heard about the Romanian New Wave? No? It's a pretty big deal in the head up their ass world of film critics. Here we have a film that, believe it or not, is accurately described by its vague title. It's about a cop following a teenager who he believes is selling hash or knows who is. So, he follows him. Literally. There's one 20 minute sequence where the cop walks behind him and then waits outside his house. Let me tell you, 20 minutes of nothing is a long time. That's it, by the way. He follows the kid and is told to bust him for smoking. He doesn't want to and his boss has him read the dictionary definition of "police" and some other words. That's the climax. Reading from the dictionary. There are other scenes of him eating and listening to a song and smoking, there's a lot of smoking. Also, Romania looks like one depressing hole. I'm surprised the cop didn't walk around with a beaver on his hand. MINUS





Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Playlist

Thor (2011): A big-budget superhero movie directed by an artsy foreign director? What could go wrong? Okay, that, but this is not that. This isn't some random geek-baiting project. This is Shakespeare whore Kenneth Branagh's entry into Marvel's well-oiled, corporate-controlled build-up to their epic Avengers project that hopefully won't epically fail. Whatever happens with The Avengers, Marvel and Paramount deserve credit for having a plan and sticking to it, something that just about never happens in Hollywood. And this is a pretty good film on its own. Chris Hemsworth brings his acting chops to the title role, Natalie Portman is her usual Natalie Portman self, and Tom Hiddleston as Loki is the love-to-hate supervillian previous Marvel films have been missing. (Anthony Hopkins is here, too, as Odin, but he's been in so many movies that I don't even register him anymore.) Speaking of geekbait, there's a bonus cameo by Jeremy Renner as future Avenger Hawkeye.  PLUS





Hanna (2011): Genetically-enhanced killer little girl on the run from CIA mastermind Cate Blanchett and her southern accent. Sounds fun, right? And, after a bit of a slow start, it is. And then it becomes an actual good movie, no doubt thanks to the guiding hand of director Joe Wright, best known for inaction films Atonement and Pride & Prejudice. It's very well shot with some fantastic visuals and shot and location choices. Definitely worth a watch and I'd be interested to hear what you thought of the ending. PLUS





Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives (2010): A lot of foreign films are really just American films in a different language, so it's interesting to come across one that is truly reflective of its native culture. Unfortunately, as in the case here, I think an unfamiliarity with Thai culture and history prevented me from ultimately appreciating this film. I have to give it the benefit of the doubt since director Apichatpong Weerasethakul (suck it, spellcheck)  won the 2010 Palme d'Or, and while I understand it, I was not able to enjoy it. In short, it's slow. Or as critic Sukhdev Sandhu described it while awarding it a perfect score, "It’s barely a film; more a floating world. To watch it is to feel many things – balmed, seduced, amused, mystified." That's a good review? No mention of the woman who has sex with a catfish?* Seriously, movie critics are such pricks. MINUS


*Yes, that happens.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Playlist

Paul (2011): If you like stars Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, then you'll like this. While they'll probably never again reach the brilliance of Shaun of the Dead, there's nothing wrong with hitting a level of consistent likability. Speaking of which, the main praise here should, believe it or not, be reserved for the way the wise-cracking titular alien voiced by Seth Rogan is NOT annoying. That's no small feat (for a CGI character or for recent Rogan). Kristin Wiig is in this, too. Is she funny? I think so. As for Pegg and Frost's usual cohort, director Edgar Wright was off filming Scott Pilgrim, but was replaced by Superbad's Greg Mottola. Not a bad sub. PLUS






White Material (2009): Here's the difference between this and director Claire Denis' 2008 film, 35 Shots of Rum: tension. As you may remember, 35 Shots was a minus for me for the simple reason that nothing happened in the way that only nothing can happen in a French film. While WM isn't exactly Crank, at least there's a pulse. Isabelle Huppert gives a strong performance as a woman trying to hold together her coffee plantation as the violence of the unnamed African nation's civil war closes in. And get this: her husband is played by none other than Highlander himself, Christopher Lambert, or as he's billed her, Christophe. I always felt that "r" was the only thing standing between him and an Oscar for Fortress. So, yes, I see now why Denis is so revered as a director. PLUS






Card Subject to Change (2010): This is a doc about the world of indie wrestling. If you know anything about the subject, you know it's inherently sad. It's a world where guys destroy their bodies for $50 a night if they're lucky. Even sadder are the former industry stars, guys (and gals) like Kevin Sullivan, Billy Kidman and Sherri Martel, who went from performing in front of thousands in arenas to a dozen goobers in VFW halls. And then there's the Ugandan Giant Kamala. Still around. Did you know he has released several R&B albums? Comes across as a real nice guy. While CStC isn't as good as 1999's Beyond the Mat, it's still a fascinating watch if you're into the scene. PLUS



Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Playlist

Oldboy: Not sure why it took me so long to see this, but that kind of thinking isn't going to get us anywhere, now is it? This 2003 South Korean film by director Park Chan-wook has become something of a cult classic, though I think that's selling it a little short. No doubt it's considered "cult" because it's foreign, but not everyone is as worldly as we are here at SMC. The High Life is Worldwide, baby. Yeah, so, this is really good. It has a reputation for its violence, but it plays more psychological, like Fincher's The Game or Nolan's Memento. Two scenes stand out: the eating of a whole live octopus and a fantastic side-scrolling one-shot fight. Neither done with CGI, if you can imagine such a world. Yes, there's an American remake on tap. And yes, it's being directed by Spike Lee (wait, what?). I don't see the point, but I don't think there is one. Remember when I said I liked the American remake of Infernal Affairs better because of it was amplified by its star power? Maybe proposed re-star Josh Brolin will do fine, but Choi Min-sik brings a big star presence to the title role that will be very hard to equal. PLUS




Source Code: We at SMC are big fans of Duncan Jones' 2009 debut, Moon, so we couldn't wait for his follow-up earlier this year. Not enough to actually go to the movies, but excited nonetheless. So? While it's not the follow-up I was hoping for from Jones, it's a very well done sci-fi film. The thing about Moon was how it was so different than other movies being made, a completely anti-Hollywood minimalist take on the genre. Source Code is more of the high concept thriller we are used to, but you can see the difference a quality director can make. It would be very easy to lose control of the idea of having a soldier's consciousness continuously sent back in time to relive the last eight minutes of someone's life in order to discover why a train was blown up. Hell, I had to take a break during that last sentence. But, this film works, and it keeps its focus to simply tell that story. It doesn't cram in some conspiracy subplot or try to make the story bigger than it is. It is what it is, and it's good. And what's the deal with Jake Gyllenhaal? He's becoming a pretty solid go-to actor. Reminds me of where Matt Damon started. Next stop is being good in everything he's in and then to where Damon is now--making movies better just by being in them. So, Jake, that's a "no" to Prince of Persia 2. PLUS




13 Assassins: What Vin said. I have seen Seven Samurai and this holds its own with that classic. Only criticism: there's a very bad CGI scene featuring flaming bulls that should have been cut. Cool concept, but not necessary. Fun Frank Fact: I've mentioned this movie to Vinny High Life two different times and both times I referred to it as 12 Assassins. I have no idea what that means. PLUS


Funner Frank Fact: When I went to find a picture to add (see above), I typed in, "12 Assassins." WTF? Good thing The Distillery has a CAT scan function.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

SMC Podcast 2.4




Tim Burton gets run through The Distillery and the results are shocking.




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Thursday, September 1, 2011

Catching Up

So I was laid up for a few days after a life and death surgical procedure (don't worry, I lived) and was able to catch up on a few films. No, that doesn't explain my lack of recent posting, but some things in life are destined to remain a mystery. Like destiny, for example. Anyway, onward...

Cedar Rapids: Ed Helms takes the lead in this comedy about a sheltered insurance agent let loose at a convention. But not let loose in the Ed Helms overacting way. He gives a very performance here, as do John C. Reilly, Isiah Whitlock, Jr. (with a couple of The Wire shout-outs thrown in), and Anne Heche. Yes, the return of Anne Heche and I have to say I missed her. She was a good actress before her little bat shit crazy phase. Solid adult comedy--not dirty, but something actually not intended for high school kids. PLUS






Take Me Home Tonight: I'm a sucker for dorky guy chasing the girl of his dreams movies and this turned out to be a pretty solid entry int hat genre. My favorite part of this film set in 1989 is that it didn't exploit its time period like so many of these forced "nostalgia" movies do. There weren't any "Hey, look at my zany 80s outfit" moments. Which, of course, is what worked so well in all those classic 80s films that so many idiot filmmakers try to rip off these days: they were contemporary movies. They were "80s movies" because they were made in the 80s. Did this movie need to be set when it was? No, but at least it didn't make me feel that way while watching it. PLUS






Gomorrah: 2008 Italian film based on a best-selling expose of Napoli's Camorra crime family. I had never heard of the Camorra, which is surprising since it is actually one of  the biggest  and oldest mafia in the world. This is billed as a realistic take on organized crime (compared to the usual stylized Hollywood versions we love so much). This is good. My complaint is that it weaves together 5 different story lines to try to show the Camorra' reach. While all 5 stories are interesting, there isn't enough time with any of them. Then again, wanting more of a good thing isn't really the worst complaint. PLUS



Infernal Affairs: Speaking of crime, this 2002 Hong Kong thriller was the basis for the Oscar-winning The Departed. So, let's get to it: The Departed was better. Or more to the point it was bigger--it's hard to compete against Scorsese, Nicholson, and DiCaprio. Say what you want about the overvaluation of  movie stars, but the good ones are big for a reason. That's not to say this wasn't good. It is. PLUS






I Saw the Devil: Since we're over there, here's a 2010 Korean serial killer movie. Good premise: cop hunts down fiance's murderer and then lets him go just so he can continue to follow and torture him. He becomes just as bad as the killer, get it? This is really well done, but I have to admit a lot of it turned me off. There's a lot of violence and it quickly devolves into torture porn. I actually found myself saying that I didn't need to see everything they were showing. That said, it's still a pretty good movie with some moments of genuine emotional weight. Take that, Saw. PLUS






Night of the Hunter: Went old school here, way back to 1955. If you're not familiar with this film, it's the one featuring Robert Mitchum's iconic performance of evil preacher Harry Powell. No? He has "Love" and "Hate" tattooed on his knuckles. Yeah, that movie. And you know what? Mitchum is something else, although never quite as terrifying as the film's reputation would lead you to believe. It suffers simply from being an older film. They just couldn't make movies as well as they do today. Technically, speaking. This does look good, though, and a lot different than most everything else from that period. Also, there's even a strong child performance by Billy Chapin, which as you know is never a given. Stupid kids. Everything considered, PLUS




All pluses? I know, right? Different levels of plusdom, but a good run nonetheless.

Friday, August 5, 2011

Captain America: The First Avenger


Best Superhero Film of 2011: easily this is the line I would use on the new Marvel addition of Captain America. When I heard Chris Evans was cast I was overjoyed. Evans was the only thing good about the Fantastic Four Films and his acting in the Danny Boyle film Sunshine made me a fan. The outfits are perfect for the era and dark hero era we are in. The Period Piece is perfect and origin story is great (there are no dead parents to avenge or long lost love)...the pacing I thought would be a slow beginning like most superhero origin films...but the technical marvel of shrinking Chris Evans proved to be the right move...its not creepy like in a Benjamin Button way. The Enemy is perfect with Hugo Weaving as the Hydra leader (still not as bad as real life bad guy Adolf Hitler)...the film is funny and has a great sense of action...I kept thinking this was the PG-13 version of Inglorious Basterds (rag tag team on a hunt for Nazis)....they surely have the cliches like the grizzled veteran Tommy Lee Jones who is tough on old Cap...but Jones is funny as heck in this film...Even side Kick Bucky was pretty freaking Awesome...the love interest is good and believable...unlike in Green Lantern ...This is a definite PLUS....BUT...

The dark cloud is hanging over this film...

1st: Is it the best Comic Hero Film?..NO..Dark Knight in my opinion is #1...so Captain America is like a slight shade behind the original Iron Man...Iron Man 2 was very weak and maybe stains the original...Cap is close to Iron Man in the fun and excitement...but Iron Man did not have to have THE DARK CLOUD OF...


2nd: The Avengers Cloud has fallen:...Iron Man stands as a clear stand alone film...then came Hulk (which Marvel ignores because of Ed Norton)...then Iron Man 2...then the link with Thor and now Captain America has no way...no possible way to stand as its own film as it was released by Marvel...we have to link all these films together so that The Avengers will make sense...That to me ruins Captain America...or at least makes it a lesser film then Iron Man...the keys to the stain on Cap is this Cosmic Cube and Asgard and Tony Star's father and the other hints and clues throughout that take us out of the Captain America and force us to see this film as part of a series (maybe that's a good thing because comics do this all the time..but Film?)...even the start and ending and the ending after the credits make me feel like I need two versions of Captain America...the film is so good I want to see it with no reference to the Avengers...which may turn out to be terrible (maybe thats the plan to eventually make me double dip and buy two versions of every marvel film...which I would be a sucker and do I must admit)...

3. Last bash on Cap...there is one scene where Cap is on a motorcycle and gonna kick some Hydra Ass...he takes a ramp /CUT/ then lands/CUT...we never see the entire jump...how hard would it be to have some stunt guy on a cycle jump a ramp and land...it would have looked freaking awesome...but instead we get a jump cut...that's like watching porn with no screwing and only money shots...

So Captain America is Awesome...go see it and be freaking patriotic about it

Saturday, July 30, 2011

The Adjustment Bureau

I get crap sometimes for not taking Franco's advice on entertainment experiences...most times I am just slow in my consumption of the films and other times I am just waiting to be ready to experience the film or TV show or whatever (I will get to the shield someday)...but I am always interested in what my BFF suggests. He did say this Matt Damon film was good and I agree...it's definitely a PLUS...it has a lot of sci-fi fantasy stuff I love...watching this made me think of Dark City, Gattaca, and Guys and Dolls...(more on that later)...I also loved Matt Damon in a role like this along with Mad Men star John Slattery and newcomer to me Anthony Mackie. The action was paced well and the sci fi for the most part was unique and refreshing (also as a side review I saw Source Code...not as groundbreaking as Moon but the Duncan Jones film was good and similarly paced...thoughtful and like Groundhogs Day meets 12 Monkies...what I hated was the acting by all the government workers...)...so I am watching The Adjustment Bureau and inevitably I start questioning some things...here is a list that I came up with:
1. I hate Emily Blunt: I have heard her name mentioned a million times for films but I have never seen her...she is supposed to be this great modern dancer but she reminded me of like the 3rd contestant eliminated from "So you Think You can Dance"...she is no Natalie Portman...and this is a PG 13 film...when did we need the "Love interest"...and a female mind you to have such a fresh mouth...she is obviously a slut in the film...she talks like a sailor and for no reason says the word "Fuck"...since when in PG 13 films is this acceptable...its is needed in Scarface granted...but in this love story where I am supposed to believe that Matt Damon...soon to be President of the US according to "The Plan"...is gonna fall in love with this foul mouthed and pretty ugly slut?
2. The Chairman?...really?...OK so they never say it and obviously its to make the film non-religious...but if they refer to the chairman as pretty much God...why not say God?...I mean obviously when we think "Chairman" we think Frank Sinatra...and these guys who all work for the "Chairman" all are wearing suits and fedoras..like who?...Frank Sinatra...just ridiculous...and no we never see the Chairman...Matt Damon wants the black guy to be the Chairman...but supposedly we all have met the chairman...but we don't know when...WTF?
Anyway I see similar silly stuff in Source Code...not enough for me to give these a minus...I am slow to write here because I have seen a lot of stuff and am trying to get it all wrapped in my head and then blamo...I see another film...well just wait and see what I come out with next...till then...BOOM

Friday, July 29, 2011

SMC Book Club



We are the Kings of All Media. (You should see Vinny High Life's cuneform.) Or, at least, the Kings of Talking About All Media. Though more like a Viscount. By marriage.

Ahem...Announcing the opening title of the SMC Book Club: The Wettest County in the World by Matt Bondurant:

Based on the true story of Matt Bondurant's grandfather and two granduncles, The Wettest County in the World is a gripping tale of brotherhood, greed, and murder. White mule, white lightning, firewater, popskull, wild cat, stump whiskey, or rotgut -- whatever you called it, Franklin County was awash in moonshine in the 1920s. When Sherwood Anderson, the journalist and author of Winesburg, Ohio, was covering a story there, he christened it the "wettest county in the world." In the twilight of his career, Anderson finds himself driving along dusty red roads trying to find the Bondurant brothers, piece together the clues linking them to "The Great Franklin County Moonshine Conspiracy," and break open the silence that shrouds Franklin County.

More importantly, it's going to be a movie. A movie about a book about whiskey? Boom! A movie directed by John Hillcoat (The Road) and starring VHL fave Tom Hardy, Guy Pearce, and Gary Oldman. (And Shia LaBeouf, but I told VHL that I wouldn't hold that against the book). Oh, and it's written by none other than Nick Cave (who's also doing the music).

So, read along and let us know what you think. We'll do a book discussion podcast later this summer.



Monday, July 25, 2011

SMC Podcast 2.3

The Best Picture Oscar winner is, by definition, the best film from any given year. Or so THEY have led us to believe. Now, the truth can finally be told. Or, if you prefer, now the truth can finally be told.

We have taken the Academy to task and unleashed The Distillery on every "Best" Picture. Ever. Hollywood, I hope you're sitting down.




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Sunday, July 24, 2011

I Don't Want to Fight with You Club

I like when things are written just for me. This is from xkcd (a very smart webcomic):

I'm not saying it's all bad, but that movie has not aged as well as my teenage self in 2000 was confident it would.

Yes, my offer to re-watch this with Vinny High Life is still on the table. Just saying.

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Love & Other Drugs



Or, Love & Other Drugs & Anne Hathaway's Naked. A Lot. I'm not saying that's the reason I watched this in the first place, but...I can't even think of another excuse. But then it turns out that the rest of the movie wasn't that bad. Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal have a lot of chemistry and they save a basic romantic formula with sweetness and charm.

This is a good time to explain how I rate these films. Basically, I try to consider each movie for what it is. Just because I give a PLUS to something doesn't mean I consider it the equal of Goodfellas. Something like Piranha 3D is not a work of art. No one at any part of its creation (except probably the screenwriter) ever considered it as such. It was intended to be a campy diversion. And it was, but that doesn't mean I'm putting it in the time capsule next to Citizen Kane. The art of The Distillery system is its simplicity--did you enjoy it, yes or no? Different movies have different stakes, different degrees of difficulty. It's like figure skating. A well-made Holocaust epic is like sticking a triple axel. That doesn't mean your half lutz wasn't technically sound, but, c'mon, a triple axel.

Two other L&OD notes: Check out director Edward Zwick's resume. This guy is way under the radar. I see a sweet distillation in his future. And then there's Josh Gad. If you ever ask me about The Rocker, I will tell you how Gad gave one of my favorite comedic performances in recent years (then I'd probably start talking about Emma Stone, though, sadly, never about star Rainn Wilson). Here, he plays Gyllenhaal's brother and steals every laugh again. I was surprised to see that he hasn't really been in anything else of note. Now that Jonah Hill has followed Seth Rogan into skinnyville, we need a new funny chubby guy. PLUS

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

High Life Update



The summer list had one item I really wanted to indulge in. Tonight I sit on my grand veranda overlooking the mighty Alafia River. I sip Makers Mark 46 and smoke a Hemingway Arturo Fuente Gran Riserva I got in Ybor City. The combination is electric on this fine evening...the deep tones of the cigar make the whiskey taste much sweeter then it does alone. The Fuente is a Tampa Cigar I...I have been sampling Tampa's own Cuban sandwiches this summer...Sure I went and got one from Publix a few weeks ago...It was ok...but the high life demands authenticity...so I ventured to taste a Cuban and devil crab from 4 locations:

1. Ybor Grille in Ruskin (I know...Ruskin?)...the devil crab was great...hunking pieces of crab and the sandwich can get 3 out of 5 cigars.

2. La Septima in Brandon (2nd Location) - devil crabs were much better sandwich also...3 out of 5 cigars

3. Silver Ring - in Riverview - sandwich was real good and crab was not so great 2 out of 5 but that's more to due with the devil crab...the sandwich is real good with the La Segunda bakery real bread and all

4. The Columbia in Ybor - You can tell that the salami is tops on this sandwich (salami for the Italian influence...pork for the Cuban ans Swiss Cheese for the?...Swiss in Ybor?)...needed more pickle but was pretty perfect and the crabs well small..they pack a punch...4 out of 5 cigars.

As for the Arturo Fuente Cigar that is now half way done...its very mild and I can recommend as a great go to Cigar...it was a little pricey at $11 but what the heck...its the High Life

Until next time...Franco and I have a Humidor to Buy..now that's the High Life

Hobo with a Shotgun



Another Grindhouse trailer come to life, though in a far less accomplished package than Machete. Maybe it's not fair to compare inexperienced director Jason Eisener to the cinematic whiz Robert Rodriguez, but you have to accept those comparisons when you're treading in the same water. Hobo is fun in a way, particularly if you're into the gore and squirting blood of video game kill shots. It reminded me of the Rock Star game, Manhunt. Or any first-person shooter, really. And Rutger Hauer is always cool in his B-movie legend way. This is a pretty solid homage to those 70s/80s urban wasteland stories where entire cities are overrun by gangsters and punks. Yet there's something missing.

I've already heard talk of this film being a "cult classic," and, well, that's ridiculous. While there are other variables, the basic formula to achieve cult status is Camp + Time. And while "cult" has been overused to the verge of uselessness, "camp" is usually applied even more indiscriminately. Not all bad movies are campy. Almost all of them are just bad. And not all movies that attempt to be campy are actually campy. Almost all of them are just sad. There's a certain earnest charm needed for true camp, a sincere attempt to make a "good" film undermined by a complete lack of ability and/or resources. I think the Hobo makers confused their ultraviolence with campiness. There's no accompanying wit to the onslaught, no offsetting comedic undertone outside the title. Believe it or not, Hauer doesn't even get any cool one-liners even though the entire movie is set up for that. This wasn't not entertaining. It just wasn't as good as it could have been. Or, rather, as worse. MINUS

My 3 favorite Rutger Hauer roles? The Hitcher, Blind Fury, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.  

Sunday, July 17, 2011

SMC Podcast 2.2

Where we subject SMC favorite Darren Aronofsky to The Distillery. Rumor has it Darren held off making his 5th film for so long just to avoid the Big D. Daren, pal, don't be silly. The Distillery can out wait your puny human body. And you don't want a posthumous Distillation. Trust us. The Distillery is into some sick stuff.

Plus, Vinny High Life eats bugs!





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Saturday, July 16, 2011

The Next Three Days



Paul Haggis, who could care less what I think of him because he has an Oscar and none of my statuettes have names, is a hack whose Oscar is for the worst Best Picture of my lifetime, 2004's Crash. So, it surprises me that here I am 7 years later writing about one of his films. I heard it was good and besides, 7 years? Wow. I have no concept of time.

Fine, I'll just say it: this was pretty good, and a lot of that has to do with Haggis' direction. (No, he's not a hack, he just made an insulting and inept film that was unjustly rewarded.) Russell Crowe plays a mild-mannered community college professor whose wife (Elizabeth Banks) is inexplicably convicted of murder and sentenced to a long time in the clink. Crowe, of course, doesn't buy the rap, and he eventually concocts a scheme to bust her out of county jail  after her appeal is denied and she is sent to the state prison. I know, but stay with me: this is probably the most plausible take on this implausible premise. (Would I do it? I would absolutely bust out Elizabeth Banks. Then again, he had a shot with Olivia Wilde on the outside, so, no, probably not. It was a lot of work.)

Crowe gives a terrific understated performance, playing up the everyman angle instead of chewing scenery and Haggis complements him by keeping the story from ever seeming unbelievable. Maybe not ever, but for the most part. Ultimately, it is still a fantasy scenario, but its tone keeps the plot tense and leaves you not quite sure how it will end. You know, an entertaining movie. PLUS

Friday, July 15, 2011

The Taqwacores


Taqwacore is the Islamic punk movement and before you ask, what the hell is the Islamic punk movement, let me refer you to the first word of this sentence. This film is based on Michael Muhammad Knight's 2003 novel and centers on an off-campus house at the University of Buffalo and the band of misfit Muslims living there. While featuring a good deal of music, it's not about that necessarily. It's mainly about fitting in, or rather, not fitting in--subculture outcasts caught between two seemingly incompatible worlds. And it does this by neither preaching or patronizing, but instead simply showing us a slice of life most of us didn't even know was there. Reminded me of another little-seen film, SLC Punk! (1998, PLUS), that explores the punk scene within another extremist religious society.

I was surprised to see this film get such a low score on IMDb. It contains some important questions asked in an intelligent manner. But more than that, it's just different. PLUS

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

13 Assassins

Easily I would put this up on my top 10 list of 2010...this actually could be number 2 or 3 on my list. I like the Samurai Genre of films but have never seen alot of them...or at least never saw the classics yet like Seven Samurai...I know its a classic but I think the language is a barrier. Black and White may also be a barrier. This film is by Takashi Miike...the director that makes like 8 films a year...most are just films to make others are diamonds in the rough and other are Like the classic Ichi The Killer (a classic)...this film is violent...not as violent as Ichi but this film is deep, it feels like a classic...it is a "men on a mission" type film...it is a war film...it is a piece of history from the Japanese culture. Sometimes the effects are a bit too ridiculous for the events shown on screen...but that is a part of the Miike tradition. To me this film is an immediate classic for the war/samurai genre...it is a must see and is one of the best films of last year.

Plus

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Top 10 of 2010

What, I needed time to think. And see True Grit, which took forever to come out on DVD. Sorry, but 6 months is forever in the high stakes world of sporadic movie blogging. At least it was worth it as the Coen Brothers' latest cracked the vaunted top ten. Imagine if I had been waiting for Little Fockers.

***Disclaimer: This is my list and not the official SMC rankings. That list is still being transcribed by albino monks.***

So, what kind of film gets into my top ten? There's no formula, of course, because what a waste of science that would be. It is more the feeling of enjoying the act of watching a particular film, be it the story itself, the acting, the cinematography, the music, or, as is the case with the best of the best, the beautiful confluence of all the above. (Note: if the script contains the word "confluence," it is more than likely a pretentious mess.) All kidding aside, you never quite know why a great piece of art moves you, but you definitely know when it does. The why only matters if you actually get paid to be a critic.



1. The Social Network (David Fincher, director)

2. Black Swan (Darren Aronofsky)

3. Never Let Me Go (Mark Romanek)

4. Inception (Christopher Nolan)

5. Blue Valentine (Derek Cianfrance)

6. Winter's Bone (Debra Granik)

7. Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (Edgar Wright)

8. Shutter Island (Martin Scorsese)

9. True Grit (Joel & Ethan Coen)

10. A Prophet (Jacques Audiard)

Hmm. There you go. I'm good with the top three. The rest could be mashed up without much of an argument from me. Black Swan was better the second time around, and honestly, it has a strong claim on number one. Overall, a solid year, although almost entirely thanks tot he final quarter.

So?

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Sucker Punch



Well, I said this was going to be the best movie ever or a piece of rancid crap when I first saw the trailer. And, shock of shock, I was wrong. It was crap, yes, but not rancid. Once I let go of hope that it would gain any substance, I enjoyed the over the top steampunk/mecha/kung fu action scenes...to a point. I'm CGI'd out at this point, especially blatently obvious CGI sets and backgrounds. Also, I didn't really ever get the point of the story which felt like it was based on some emo band's concept album about an abused, persecuted girl's fight to be herself. Or stop cutting or something. Let's forget this, Zack Syder, and focus on Superman.

Then again, Don Draper showed up at the end so who am I to complain that much. Still, MINUS

Someone To Watch Over Me


Check out Roger Ebert's review of this film...he nails it pretty good. I saw this for one reason...to see my last Ridley Scott film...the cop is played by Tom Berringer...he is a terrible cop and terrible husband and terrible father...Mimi Rogers plays the women he must "watch over"...oh, and that also means the woman he must fuck...she is trite and terrible...so that's the film two terrible people I could care less for...Scott did this after Legend to get into the action business and leave fantasy behind...he should have stuck with fantasy like he is doing and returning to next year with Prometheus...the only reason I would re-watch this crappy 80s throw back is for the cop's wife who has more balls then all the cops in this movie and in her own street wise way is 100 times prettier then Mimi Rogers...and that women was Lorraine Bracco...I never knew she was in this and she by far was the real star of this film...but for christ sake she takes back the cheating husband in the end...foreshadowing Goodfellas I guess.
By the way, Mad Men star Duck Philips gets stabbed with an ice pick at the start of the film
MINUS

Friday, July 8, 2011

Kung Fu Panda 2


Probably my favorite children's film in the past 15 years is Kung Fu Panda (Toy Story was 1995 so it's out of the time frame). The story was original and yet hearkened back to the mythology of kung fu films and fighting styles and all the hoopla and grandiosity of kung fu films I had seen (not that I had seen many but the ones I had stuck with me). Jack Black was a perfect match for the panda and the art of the film and lighting was just magical in every way...the fact that they incorporated different art styles to show dreams and flashbacks was original to me and I could watch the original over and over. This is the sequel...it matches everything I liked about the original...there are segments that drag a bit and the finale could have been "bigger"...but the added positives out rule any negatives...

Positive One: Gary Oldman as the Evil Peacock...Gary Oldman is just perfect here as you can recall so many of his bad guys in older films and see Oldman as this little evil peacock

Positive 2: Word had it that Charlie Kaufman was a big fan of the original and they gave him a crack at adding to the script..it was fun to watch the film and look for possible Charlie added script and or "polish"...I found one that I am sure must be him and it was a dream sequence involving a radish

Postive 3: an added dimension to the character of Tigrees...this could also be a negative since I think they just spend too much time on the Panda...I know he is the lead but the other characters could add so much to these stories.

Negative 1 or possible Positive You Decide: The end sets up a Panda 3...but the focus will be on more Pandas...which conflicts with my above thesis that we already have too much Panda

PLUS

Layer Cake

When it comes to British Gangster flicks I would say Frank is probably the expert. I saw this because I was hungry...no I saw this because I am trying to see as many Tom Hardy films as possible...I didn't realize that it was Matthew Vaughn's first film and forgot that Daniel Craig was in it and I was pleasantly surprised that Dumbledore makes a cameo.

First on Tom Hardy...you can tell with his limited role that this guy has charisma...Russel Crowe charisma?....maybe not the tough guy/angry side of Crowe that we all discovered in LA Confidential...but Hardy has this boyish rogue charm with a hidden strength...maybe close to a young Harrison Ford. As Clarkie he was good and I was satisfied...but the real star is Daniel Craig...pre-Bond and pre-stealing Rachel Weitz away from Darren Aronofsky (although lately I am convinced she wanted to be married and he did not...so she found a man that would marry her...where was she like 10 years ago when I was single and free to mingle?)...anyway...Layer Cake has Craig as a man with no name...funny...it took the last line in the film for me to catch that...I had to watch it with the subtitles on to understand this variety of English accents...I love the English but once they don't have to kowtow to American audiences they really let the accent fly in various directions...take Trainspotting and any Guy Ritchie film for example...I have not seen Snatch or Rock n Rolla yet (RNR is next on my Tom Hardy films)...but this was a plot that keeps the twists coming...over and over again...its tough to keep up...it's like those ball under the hat games at the ball park...the 3 hats move around a lot and you can get confused...but if you concentrate (and have subtitles on) and watch for the middle you and always find the ball...or in this case the plot of Layer Cake. PLUS

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Tree of Life



It's a lot to take in. This is by far the most radical of Terrance Malick films...the plot is about everything...but at the same time is about a family and its unique grief. Malick has a tendency to have a full script ready and then during filming just shoot and shoot and shoot everything...perhaps he feels that the unique story can change if he shoots hours of film. Then comes the editing and in this case CGI. How can a master of Philosophy and story and lighting and film, change and shape a story? For Malick the story is constantly changing, life moves on and like real life this film has evolved for nearly 20 plus years. In the editing which for Malick may last two or more years (Malick like Kubrick before him demands final cut and that yields quality films but takes a lot of time). Malick may be looking at hours of film and his original thought might have been to tell the story of a family and their loss, but to Malick he can interweave the beginning of time, planets, dinosaurs, birth, and many many shots of children playing...from this meditation on childhood we can glean a sense of childhood maturity and innocence lost. Most films like this can be tedious...stretches of time are spent on wandering people (see Gus Van Sant's Gerry, Elephant, and Last Days)...there are other examples but Malick is a master and this film needs several viewings...I cant even start to think of other film example because this film is so special in its attempt to lead us on a philosophical journey. A few things if you have seen the film...realize that Sean Penn is a central figure in this film...his back story as an adult is sparse but I can see that they must have shot much much more of his part of the story...I can see this because this is an ongoing trend in Malick films...we may never see those clips...but IMDB has a listing of characters that just baffles me...if you have seen this film you can try to recall names of characters...I remember just one...JACK...all others are pretty much nameless (Why?...because they could be anyone...anyone you relate to...OH and because Malick will eventually fill in all the gaps with scenes of trees, a beach, landscapes, animals both real and CGI)...but the IMDB page alludes to a son of Jack's (son?...I cant remember him)...also a wife of Jacks (I remember her)...and an EX-WIFE of JACKS????...what...really?...there is more to this story...but does it matter?...Just like David Lynch or any other absurdist, abstract, or existential film maker...it does not matter...Tree of Life has won the Palm d'Or..it probably deserves it...I can see it being nominated for an Oscar...at this moment it is my favorite film of 2011 (but I haven't seen Transformers 3 yet)...Tree of Life is a film I could have watched for 1000 hours...its beautiful, but the plot is thin...or is about everything...I cant wait to see it again (with the subtitles on because you can hear whispers)...The acting is fine but this is a filmmakers film...Malick continues to be a master and I am looking forward to his next films. PLUS

SMC Night Out



Go ahead, check that calendar, I'll wait.

No, just check the one on the computer. Oy, it was really just rhetorical. Nevermind. Ok, great.

See. I know, it's that time of year already. Last night SMC hit the road for our Semiannual trip to an actual theater. This round we visited the historic Tampa Theatre for a limited engagement showing of our Most Anticipated Film of the Summer: Terrence Malick's Palm d'Or-winning, The Tree of Life. You know, the Brad Pitt dinosaur movie.

Was it a masterpiece? A pretentious flop? Something else not covered in those two extreme categories? Oh, you'll have to wait, dear readers. Allow Vinny High Life time to digest what he saw and you will be rewarded. Remember, his metabolism isn't what it used to be.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

American: The Bill Hicks Story

We need Bill Hicks again. I had a discussion with our own Franco about how some comedians after 20 years or so, now looking back at their comedy just does not connect today. Look at Pee Wee Herman or Andrew Dice Clay for those examples. On the other hand I have now seen this new DVD which is a retelling of Bill Hick's life told from friends and family of the dead comedian. While Andy Kaufman died too young he was a performance Artist...Bill Hicks died of cancer at the young age of 33. The documentary is weird...it has way too much production and animation...I guess an old friend of his is into graphics...because you see animations and pictures move but you never see the people that are talking, talk...I like seeing people talk and actual lips moving...we are limited to seeing some great clips of Bill Hicks stand up...he started at age 13 and stand-up in adult comedy clubs at 15...his story is a great rise, a sad addiction to drugs, a great sober rise again and then a sudden death.

But go back to his comedy especially his last 8 years or so and you see a genius at work...he held up a mirror to the American Dream..he was a great patriot but never trusted to sale of goods that governments and companies have tried to sell us. In one scene he goes to Waco during the FBI take over of the Koresh Compound to be able to use it in his routine...Go to you tube and see some of his comedy...there is no one close to the commentary he describes...maybe Louie CK...but Louie doesn't do a lot of political commentary. Hicks discusses drugs, war, celebrity, music, advertisement, religion...and does it as if fire and truth are permeating through his every pore...he is more philosopher then comic...we at SMC miss him.

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Barney's Version

Single Malt Scotch, Monte Cristo Cigar's, the high life rolled into the low life of Barney...Paul Giamatti must be my favorite contemporary actor (maybe tied with Phillip Seymour Hoffman)...but one thing they both have in common is a movie like this...Barney's version is an actors delight...a story told over a long period of time about one man and his faults and frailty...picture a straight telling of Synechdoche NY...you know without all the Charlie Kaufman high jinx...Dustin Hoffman plays his father...also has great Canadian Film Directors playing terrible Canadian TV Directors (Cronenberg and Egyon)...

I have watched now several Giamatti films in a row (Pretty Bird - PLUS), (The Hawk is Dying - PLUS) and now this film...I have found that Giamatti has his catch phrase...no one and I mean no one says the phrase "Jesus Christ" like Giamatti...this guy is pretty great to watch and Barneys version is a definite PLUS

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Cars 2


If you have any knowledge of preschool kids (preferably legal), then you know that to them the original Cars is a certified phenomenon. And the reason, as far as I can tell through my diligent journalistic research, is simple: the movie is, well, simple. Sure, there's the required kids movie message about, I don't know, friendship or fitting in or something, but it is also about cars talking, joking, and most importantly, racing. There's really not much that even the most average child wouldn't understand (not that every child isn't special in his or her own way, or something).

Cars 2 suffers from the typical forced sequel ailment: it's too complicated. Good ol' Lightning McQueen is relegated to a supporting role, as are the race sequences (which are once again fabulously animated), in favor of goofy sidekick Mater falling into an international spy ring conspiracy involving a mysterious alternative energy source. That sounds more like Paul Greengrass and Matt Damon's next project than something for 4 year olds. And Mater, like most comic relief, is best served as a side dish. The movie is still loaded with the usual Pixar cleverness, though there is a lot more generic violence that seems out of place in one of their movies.

There are definite pluses, most of which involve the John Turturro-voiced Formula One racer, Francesco Bernoulli. And then there is the voice-cameo from none other than the man himself, Bruce Campbell. Okay, that was pretty cool. There is a lot to like here, but I think they missed the mark in following up the original. I'm sure I will see this numerous more times and my opinion may change, but for now I have to give it a heavy-hearted...MINUS.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

The Green Hornet



Well, that's not what I was expecting. I watched this because it was directed by Michel Gondry and, yes, there are some creative Gondry flourishes, but overall it's your everyday formulaic action comedy. No, what sets this apart is, wait for it...the acting. Seth Rogan is in full Seth Rogan mode ( I mean that in the good way). Korean pop singer Jay Chou, while a bit hard to understand at times as martial artist and engineer extraordinaire Kato, shows good comedic timing and chemistry with Rogan. And then there's the great Christoph Waltz as the Bad Guy. His first scene (with James Franco is, well, watch it). And get this, 30 minutes in, who pops up but Cameron Diaz. I thought the same thing, but she's mostly harmless here. Don't worry.

Not sure why this got such poor reviews. I thought it was a lot of fun. PLUS

Monday, June 13, 2011

Lawyer Up

So, I came across this. What a great idea, particularly the title.

Why didn't we think of that first?

In completely unrelated news with no subtextual implications, here's the trailer for the film Warrior that VHL mentioned in the last 'cast.


Friday, June 10, 2011

Radicals, Dude


You know how it is, once you become interested in something you are hyper-aware of that something everywhere you look. As you know from my recent posts (here and here), I've had 70s era terrorism and the whole revolutionary counter-establishment movement and my mind. So, of course, I came across a very telling statement in a book I just completed (and highly recommend), Popular Crime by Bill James.

They were good people, intent on making the world a better place. But in their intense desire to make the world a better place, a few of them had trapped themselves in a paranoid fantasy about the world in which they actually lived. Few of them had never suffered anything very much, and, as they were focused on the suffering of the oppressed, they needed suffering to feel authentic.

...Some of the radicals had slipped inside a prism of unforgivable injustices, and they saw the world through that prism. The rays of the sun turned left when they passed through the radical rainbow, and nothing they said or did made any sense when you got outside their bubble. (284)
I think that's a pretty fair assessment. Not for the extremists and natural born troublemakers, but for the majority of the followers. Those dumb kids probably had noble intentions, or at least believed they did, but they weren't called radicals for nothing. Nothing good ever comes from extremism or fundamentalism. Except some films, of course.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

You're A Big Boy Now



Just completed my Francis Ford Coppola collection with this his student film from UCLA. There is some debate if this really is his first film...he has other credits while working for Roger Corman and editing some 1960s soft core porn. But this as a student film is pretty inventive...very much from a different era...but you see plenty of glimpses of Coppola genius and genuine honesty, especially in the lost and longing love of the protagonist with his wanna be girlfriend, Barbra Darling. The soundtrack sounds like just an avenue for a full film music video for the Lovin' Spoonful...and the lead actor is pretty terrible and over the top...but this film is genuine, fun, and has some really great side characters, especially Rip Torn and Karen Black. This is a real sweet film, but again it has a lot of 60s in it. PLUS

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

SMTV: Preview

Check it: Sarah Michelle Gellar makes her triumphant return to television this fall.

Two things, obviously it's a little early to call it triumphant, especially since I have no idea what's going on in this trailer. And two, the CW is, well, it is a television network. Apparently.

So, there you go.